Ivan Prignano

Bash.org, il top delle citazioni IRC

Posted by Ivan
23 August 2007

Bash.org è un sito che raccoglie le più belle citazioni dai log IRC. Un po’ come fa Felipe, insomma =)

Alcune sono davvero fantastiche. Figuratevi solo che sto ridendo come un matto, solo davanti al monitor xD

Per le più belle consiglierei la top 100, dove ci sono le migliori. Ma voglio postarne comunque qualcuna, giusto quelle da incorniciare.

#405221 +(11328)- [X]
man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert you don’t live in Hope mills do you? ya, why man? lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson? you mother fucker

#258908 +(11652)- [X]
: If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours. : If any of my employees did that they’d be fired instantly. : Where u work? : I’m the CTO at LowerMyBills.com *** Ben174 (BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving)

#23601 +(12121)- [X]
what should I give sister for unzipping? Um. Ten bucks? no I mean like, WinZip?

#111338 +(12299)- [X]
Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word “wand” with “wang” in the first Harry Potter Book Let’s see the results… […] A magic wang… this was what Harry had been really looking forward to. […] “Yes, yes. I thought I’d be seeing you soon. Harry Potter.” It wasn’t a question. “You have your mother’s eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work.” “Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. ” […] Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls […] The troll couldn’t feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry’s wang had still been in his hand when he’d jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll’s nostrils. […] Ok I have found, definitive proof that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all

#244321 +(20498)- [X]
hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars ********* see! hunter2 doesnt look like stars to me ******* thats what I see oh, really? Absolutely you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2 haha, does that look funny to you? lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as ******* thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as ******* awesome! wait, how do you know my pw? er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******’s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw oh, ok.

#99835 +(16641)- [X]

Hey, you know what sucks?
vaccuums Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? black holes Hey, you know what just isn’t cool? lava?

#287414 +(17242)- [X]
haha, last night, me and pete went out to celebrate his engagement and got hugely drunk we got this great idea to bury eachother in the sand close to the water and see who would chicken out first took about a half hour, but the water got up to my face so i freaked and got out i looked around for pete and he must’ve chickened out before me and stumbled home or something heh What’d he say when he woke up this morning
uhh.. he hasn’t come home yet.. i thought he was staying with you? holy fuck. i fucking hope im wrong about what im thinking right now im fucking going back to the beach to make sure if he gets home, call me, i don’t want to be worrying about this will do. you better hope he’s not still buried, you’ll be in deep shit. quit: (DeadMansHand) wtf? pete came home last night you fuck. Ken’s going to be worrying about this shit all day haha yea, but it will be fun while it lasts join: (PeteRepeat) (bob@3F8C4655.11D1C8C.18637D35.IP) fucking ken ken… that fucker buried me in the sand last night, i ran off about 5 minutes to it, left him there to be an idiot pete, ken didn’t come back last night, i thought he was with you. oh fuck. if ken shows up, make sure he doesn’t know that im at the beach digging for his body. i don’t want him to think i care or anything. quit: (PeteRepeat) rofl. Those 2 are going to get a huge surprise when they meet at the beach. i can’t beleive how perfect their timing was

#5300 +(18429)- [X]

YOU ALL SUCK DICK er. hi. A common typo. the keys are like right next to each other.

#99060 +(23266)- [X]
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say... BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES BlackAdder> IN FACT BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG *** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.* *** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( ) t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right CRCError> right heartless> Right. r3v> right